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Call Example

‘Masturbation: the primary sensual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth century it’s the cure’
- Thomas Szasz, psychiatrist and libertarian

So, what happens on a typical call? Here we set the scene and describe what might happen.

Call Example: Live 1-2-1 Younger Housewives
I got myself sorted on the bed with the phone, some dirty magazines and some tissues. I looked through the magazines, got myself turned on, and unzipped my trousers and got my cock out. I wanked for a while before making the call…
I dialled.

After a short intro message, there was a series of messages from girls on the line ready to talk to me. The first was a tarty slutty type, “Hi guys, I’m Trisha. I’m bored here on my own, I’d love to talk really dirty to you.” This was followed by “Press 1 to go to the next girl, or 9 to connect.” I pressed 1. A sweet, slightly posh voice said, “Hello. My name is Lucy, I’ve been very naughty today, and want to be even naughtier with you.” This time, I pressed 9. “Please wait while we connect you.” After just a few seconds I heard “Hello, 1-2-1.” I was connected to Lucy, her voice was just as sweet as on the recorded message.


“Hi,” I said. “Hello, I’m Lucy, who’s this?”
“I’m Toby, how are you?”
“Hi Toby, I’m okay, how are you feeling?”
“I’m okay, feeling very horny today.” I said, directing the call straight into the erotic areas.
“Oh are you really? So am I. I’m feeling really naughty today Toby.”
“That’s good, what are you wearing at the moment? Are you dressed naughtily?” I said, I prefer girls wearing something, rather than just naked, so I directed it again how I wanted the call to go.
“Hmm, I’m neat and naughty all at the same time today…” oozed Lucy, “I have a very tight grey skirt on, not too short, about half-way down my thigh. It has a split right up the back though.”
“Mmm, naughty, what else?” I said, wanking my cock hard again.
“I have black leather boots, with chunky heels, knee high.”
“Boots, my favourite, you’re turning me on already”
“I’ve got thin black tights on too, a little tight white shirt, and a tight short black leather jacket. Oh, no bra or knickers of course.”
“Wow, sounds gorgeous… I bet you get lots of looks in that…”
“Oh I do, I bet you’d like to follow me down the street?”
“MMmm yes, looking at your bum and legs”
“Yeah, the skirt rides up my legs, so you can see my tights through the split as I walk.”
“Naughty girl”
“You’re naughty for watching! I bet you are wanking your hard cock just thinking about it aren’t you?”
“Sure am, its big and hard and ready for you…”
“Mmm, would you bend me over in my skirt and boots?”
“Oooh yes, I’d lift it up a bit so I could see your pussy lips through the split.”
“Mmm, I’d bend right over with my legs apart for you. Go on, feel me up, feel my arse and pussy through those tights.”
“Feels gooood”
“Tear them, tear a hole in my tights you dirty fucker”
“You’re naughty Lucy, very naughty, you’re really turning me on here!”
“Good, finger my pussy go on, feel my juicy pussy”
“Mmmm”
“Mmm, that’s good, finger me harder, get me ready for your big hard cock, I want it inside me”
“Oooh, do you?”
“Yeah, go on, slide it in, right in, hmmm, how’s that?”
“Feels good, yeah, mmm”
“Fuck me, go on, really fuck me through the split in my skirt, harder, fill me with your big tool.”
“Fuck, you’re making me…”
“Oooh, are you coming? Come on baby, spunk right up inside me, spunk inside my pussy, I want to feel your cock throbbing”
“NNnnnnnn, mmmm, yeah”
“Oooh, that’s nice, feels goood, I can feel it oozing out onto my pussy lips, down my thighs.”
“Mmm, that was gooood, I’ve spunked all over my trousers now! I’ll have to wash them”
“Hehe, mmm, good, my pussy is soaking, I’ve been fingering it, pushing them in and out…”
“Cool, thanks, do you have an extension number so I can call you back?”
“Yeah, 423xxx, thanks, have a nice day.
“You too, bye”
“Bye bye”

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